True story: the pipe man watching over the site today is a rather creepy piece of folk art that hangs in my grandparents’ basement. The legend goes that the picture was given as a present to my great-granduncle or somesuch and that sometime shortly thereafter, the artist did away with his girlfriend by pushing her under a train, for reasons unknown.
No foolin’
Anyhoo, in the spirit of the snipe, the first fine rapscallion who can answer the follow riddle will earn my undying respect and perhaps a lesson in elementary Formosan.
The question is simple.
Are you Jeff?





April 1st, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Glad I’m not. But I once had a pet called Jeff. He desolved into a portal tree and opened a gate to the this realm. Now I’m looking for a way back home. Anyone seen any?
April 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Lol. Happy April Fool’s day.